Sunday, May 22, 2011

I was abducted by aliens...

And I've accounted for the missing time, and am back on track now. They cloned me, and the clone went to work for me for the last few days. They took him with them, the bastards.

This is a post to let you know I'm back to posting. Trying to make it more regular, say three times a week. 

Only in NYC;
     A married couple on the train. He's Jewish, she's Chinese, they're speaking Russian.

     Two guys coming out of a restroom; 1st guy; Eeew, you didn't wash your hands? Gro-o-ooss.
         2nd guy; I keep rubbing alcohol in my pocket, I use that.
         1st guy; That's not rubbing alcohol, that's lube.
         2nd guy; Well if that's what you use for lube, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend.

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